Kermet Apio

Clean Comedy

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Kermet has performed in 47 states and three Canadian provinces. He has been invited to comedy festivals in Aspen, Vancouver, and Las Vegas and is the 2009 winner of the Great American Comedy Festival in Norfolk, Nebraska, Johnny Carson’s home town. He has appeared on television and radio, with over 40 appearances on “Rewind,” a show heard on NPR. He has entertained at over 170 colleges, 250 corporate events, 30 comedy clubs, and many cruise ships as well.

His act is clean, clever, and autobiographical, and covers a range of personal topics like his home state of Hawaii, his name, his age and his family.

Possibly the BEST we've ever had among the GREAT talent we've enjoyed. It was WONDERFUL...so glad we could enjoy Kermet this year!"

-U.S. Dry Bean Convention 2010

"Kermet was absolutely FANTASTIC - great compliments from lots of people. He made me CRY I laughed so hard. Many people commented on how Great it was to have CLEAN entertainer that was SO FUNNY!

"Kermet Apio was ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL - probably the best received entertainer we've ever had. In past years there's always some small thing/comment - and this time I have heard NOTHING wrong - all GOOD feedback from EVERYONE - so FUNNY and professional! He was extremely easy to work with"

-Southern Indiana Builders Association Executive

"He was absolutely perfect! We loved him! He had everyone laughing the entire time. He was so friendly and kind! We’d highly recommend him."

-iCare Home Health & Hospice

"Kermet was wonderful – I heard nothing but good comments, all went very well. He had people rollling, it was great! He was on time, excellent to work with, dinner ran late but he worked with us and was flexible. Hung out and waited for his cue, great, very easy to work with, very polite! Thank you so much!"

- Kristi C, Minot ND