Jessica K. Haas — America’s First Female Speed Painter
America’s First Female Speed Painter
Jessica K. Haas delivers high-energy, 15–30 minute speed-painting shows that turn a blank canvas into a dramatic reveal—perfect for corporate galas, sales meetings, award nights, product launches, sports halftimes, conferences, and fundraisers (where the finished painting can even be auctioned on the spot).
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About Jessica K. Haas
Jessica K. Haas is America’s first female speed painter and a pioneer of the art form, celebrated by New York Magazine as the “mother of the speed-painting movement.” Over the last decade, she has redefined live performance art with her ability to create jaw-dropping paintings in just minutes.
Her big break came when she became the first woman to win ABC’s The Gong Show, earning glowing praise from celebrities like Jennifer Aniston. She later starred in a Sherwin-Williams national TV campaign and has performed for brands and events around the world — from Google & YouTube at Cannes Lions to the Indy 500, NCAA & NBA halftimes, Porsche, Michelin, IKEA, and more.
Jessica’s performances blend music, motion, and mystery into unforgettable reveals — whether she’s creating a company logo, painting a portrait of an honoree, or unveiling a custom masterpiece for a fundraiser. With her record-setting speed, charisma, and artistry, Jessica has become one of the most in-demand corporate entertainers and WOW acts in America.
Why Book Jessica K. Haas – Speed Painter
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Proven wow-factor: Winner of ABC’s The Gong Show, praised by Jennifer Aniston, Jack Black & Will Arnett.
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Record-setting speed: Holds the record for the fastest performance painting on national TV.
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Seen by millions: Starred in a Sherwin-Williams national campaign, with frequent media and brand appearances.
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Custom reveals: Logos, leaders, products, cityscapes, athletes—crafted live to your event theme and message.
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Short, high-impact sets: Ideal 15–30 minute segments that fit cleanly into tight agendas.
Signature Event Fits
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Corporate Gala Feature – A curated, high-energy reveal between courses or after awards.
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Product Launch Pop – Logo/slogan builds in layers, landing with a dramatic “ta-da” moment for cameras.
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Awards Night Finale – A portrait or theme reveal for your top honoree.
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Conference Opener – Music + motion + surprise to break through day-one fatigue.
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Sports Halftimes – Portrait flips or illusions that ignite the crowd.
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Fundraisers – Auction the finished piece live to boost donations.
Jessica K. Haas Credits
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Winner of ABC’s The Gong Show
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Star of Sherwin-Williams National TV Campaign (TBS/Turner)
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Performed for Google & YouTube (Cannes Lions), Indy 500, NBA & NCAA halftimes, NHL on-ice shows, Porsche, Michelin, IKEA
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Featured by New York Magazine, Nashville, ABC, TBS, and more
Testimonials
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“Mother of the speed-painting movement.” — New York Magazine
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“Amazing!” — Jennifer Aniston, The Gong Show
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“Jessica is one to watch.” — Nashville
Jessica K. Haas is more than a speed painter — she’s a trailblazer in performance art who guarantees to wow your audience. With her blend of artistry, speed, and showmanship, Jessica transforms any event into a high-energy, unforgettable experience. Whether you’re planning a gala, awards show, product launch, or fundraiser, Jessica is the ultimate choice for impactful entertainment that leaves a lasting impression.
Hire Jessica K. Haas
Contact Funny Business Agency today to book Jessica K. Haas, America’s First Female Speed Painter, for your next gala, conference, product launch, or special event.
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